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Special Features for Sale

19.09.2015 - Special Features for Sale

There have been many requests for special features to be either added or integrated into the game .We now offer you the peace of mind that your special feature requests are handled promptly and with the utmost expedience to still your mind .As is known across the board for all software there is a development time which involves the writing of the specific coding needed for your special request . Now it doesnt matter how busy a Developer may be with a current project for the game , we will urge the developers and programmers and all other members necessarily involved to drop all their current projects , just like hot potatoes ,to immediately start work on your special feature product .We make no guarantees of what , how ,when said special feature will or if ever will be implemented here or in any other software project . But we do say you will have peace of mind that you have spent good money to get your special feature at the very least considered . Guarantees are for Yugo or Trabant car dealers , not in any of this.
the best part is your special feature will be yours for as long as you wish .
We also offer Holiday services for when you go on Holiday we will log-in daily or more as per your instructions and make all assignments in the game whether for tactics or setups . When using this feature please temporarily change your password to Michael Jackson’s song “ABC123” . You can change it to whatever you like after you return from Holiday . You can rest assured that on your Holiday that any of your settings will be followed to the letter such as run Driver risk at 100 and Mechanical aggression at 95 especially when you start deep on the grid . This way you can run over (overtake) other drivers . We will not critique you on how poorly you are training your driver nor how you are wasting money for an expensive 18 Mechanic pitcrew while running in the rookie series . these are your problems .
Another unique feature can be expected when you instruct us to send you a congratulatory PR whenever you do something extraordinary .There will be no extra charges for using such phrases as 'Great finish creampuff (insert name here)' or when your Mom out-runs you in your second account a message can also be posted then giving accolades to her great finish against you .
The best part of all this offer is knowing that all your request and services provided to you can be handled with just a credit card .No credit needed . Bad credit overlooked . You just need a credit card . And we dont care whose it is .Please understand No Cash will be accepted . Large Denomination bills are saturated with illicit drugs and lower Denomination bills are saturated with petrol .Since these both are health hazards therefore no cash will be accepted for this transaction .And since banking laws are getting stricter across the World ,also no checks will be accepted as you would need to be in some way associated with a bank .All transactions will be in US dollar denominations .As mentioned before all you need is a credit card .Any credit card , anyone’s credit card , we don’t care.
The payment is a very easy process and automatically included is a recurring non-cancellable feature so you will always be paid-up in full . The cost averages to $99.99 per month billed as a 6 month period billed as only 1 payment . Immediately after verifying the starting payment a recurring payment has to be pre-paid 6 months in advance to continue this service . If there is any delay in making a recurring billing ,such as a few minutes or more ,then there will be a reconnect fee added equal to another 6 month service and a recurring billing will start all over again .Since this service will give you absolute peace that your idea has been considered therefore no refunds will ever be issued .